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“I Make Art Until Someone Dies.”
With The Dark Knight Rises on the way, I’ve decided that a viewing of all the previous Batman films are in order, starting with Tim Burton’s Batman from 1989. The movie’s enjoyable enough . . . but for...
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“I’ve Always Been More Curious Than Cautious, and That’s Served Me Pretty Well.”
The definition of procrastination: finishing the last of the Marvel movies the night before The Avengers comes out. Case in point: I don’t think I saved the best for last. DISCLAIMER: This review will...
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“Love is for Children. I Owe Him a Debt.”
Per usual, 3D has come between me and my beloved midnight movies. I had planned to see this Thursday night with the rest of the geeks, but 3-D forced me to reevaluate those plans. Of course, the next...
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“I Am Catwoman. Hear Me Roar.”
The Avengers was awesome. This must be said. (And then repeated. And then possibly even sung.) But The Avengers is not the only gigantic superhero movie coming to a theater near you this summer....
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“I’M Batman!”
Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that. DISCLAIMER: Spoilers all around, you guys. Sorry....
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“Well, I Can Respect Your Opinion. Sadly, I’m Not Good at Rejection. I’m...
The worst thing about not being a professional movie critic is that it doesn’t matter how much time you spend working a review—you could write your little heart and soul out, bleed yourself dry, and...
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“I Won’t Kill You, But I Don’t Have to Save You.”
Batman & Robin seemingly killed the franchise with just two words: Bat Nipples. But in 2005, Christopher Nolan managed to ressurect the dead. While I have a couple of problems with it (I have a...
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“You Either Die a Hero, or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain.”
Well, here it is, the last of the Batman movies. (Until July.) The Dark Knight Rises has a lot to live up to. DISCLAIMER: This review will include spoilers. SUMMARY: Batman (Christian Bale) wants to...
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“Maybe It’s Time We Stopped Trying to Outsmart the Truth, and Let It Have Its...
Finally. I thought I’d never finish this thing. I don’t think the movie’s perfect — I certainly don’t think it’s as good as The Dark Knight — but it is, ultimately, a very satisfying end to a trilogy....
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“That’s Right, Bitches. I’ve Got a Crossbow.”
I’ve been on a Chris Evans kick lately, so I decided to watch The Losers again. It’s definitely a problematic movie, but I enjoy it all the same. And Chris Evans isn’t even the only reason! (Though,...
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“As For You, Ma-Ma . . . Judgment Time.”
I haven’t finished my Iron Man 3 review yet — work keeps getting in the way, dammit, and also writing that could, at least potentially, make me some money, and reading too, because The Girl Who...
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“Let’s Just Say God Works Too Slowly.”
Last year, I watched and reviewed all of the live-action Batman films prior to watching The Dark Knight Rises. (I will almost certainly review all of the animated films at some point, too.) Mekaela —...
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“Well Done. You’ve Just Decapitated Your Grandfather.”
I’ve been pretty much obsessed with The Avengers since I first saw it in 2012, so I knew I’d get around to seeing Thor: The Dark World at some point, despite the fact that Thor is easily my least...
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Coming Soon-Ish: Fall Television, 2014
The 2013-2014 TV season is just about over . . . but here’s a small handful of the pilots heading your way this September. Constantine Let’s be super honest here: I’ve never read a single Constantine...
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“I Don’t Want Your Suffering! I Don’t Want Your Future!”
X-Men, I enjoyed. X2, I really enjoyed. X-Men: The Last Stand remains the most disappointing film I’ve ever seen in theater, ever. X-Men Origins: Wolverine was ridiculous, and yet bothers me...
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“Where Are Your Ears?”
With the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot on the horizon — well, next year — Mekaela and I made the possibly unwise decision to rewatch the original Fantastic Four. It’s so much worse than I remembered....
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“I Now Pronounce You Devil and His Shorty.”
A few weeks ago, my friends and I were faced with a hard choice. We had all gathered to watch a movie together, and the final nominees were this: Frozen, a highly beloved Academy Award winning Disney...
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“Know Your Place. Accept Your Place. Be a Shoe.”
So, I’ve wanted to see Snowpiercer for, shit, two or three years now? I can’t remember exactly when I first heard about it, but it’s been a long time coming, I can tell you that. So over the weekend,...
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“I Am Groot!”
Guardians of the Galaxy came out last Friday. Obviously, that was too long to wait, so I saw it at 7:00 on Thursday instead. I had a few problems with the movie, mostly minor, but overall I had a...
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In Geek News Today: The Suicide Squad is Cast
I came home a little after eight this morning and briefly hung out with my sister, who mentioned that a few actors were trending as possibilities for an upcoming (2016) Suicide Squad movie. I was like,...
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